Writing
the script for the BBC's new Robin Hood series was the easy bit. Much
harder, says Dominic Minghella in his on-set diary, was trying to keep
his merry band of men in check
March
22, 2006, Budapest
Spring in Budapest, famously, lasts a weekend, but you have to see it
to believe it. The weather switches from brutal winter to short-sleeve
summer in an instant. And here it is, happening before our very eyes.
It is not convenient. Because today we have our read-through of the
scripts for Episodes One and Two, and the world and his wife from
London descends upon us for the occasion: the controllers from the BBC;
our colleagues from Tiger Aspect and a host of important stakeholders.
We have been complaining for weeks now about the non-arrival of spring.
We have sent daily photos of our construction crew, building an entire
Locksley Village on a snowbound police rifle range near our studios,
trying heroically to dig ground frozen at minus 14 degrees. We've told
true stories of paint for the exterior of Nottingham Castle freezing on
the brush. We have explained that this extraordinary winter will
seriously hamper our ability to create on-screen the world of Robin
Hood we think our audience expects. It is going to look bleak. The
greenwood is not going to be green. Our rising panic has turned,
inevitably, into a plea for more time. Which entails more money. But
now, suddenly, spring is here.
Our visitors
from London will think we were bleating. Sure enough, here they are,
spilling out of a minibus, flight-weary but full of anticipation, and
joshing: so where's the snow, then, Dominic?
March 23
Look out of my office window at the backlot, and hear cheering. Joe
Armstrong, who plays Allan A Dale, has hit a bull's-eye. This is 'Hood
Academy', our two-week rehearsal and training period. We want our boys
(and girl) to be convincing when they shoot, fight and ride. They have
to get to know their stunt horses, and our stunt master has to get to
know their limits. We planned this, but I somehow thought it would
never happen. Budget would prevent, or availability. But there's my
cast. They are really here and we are really doing this.
I wander down in
the hope of getting a couple of shots in myself, but as ever, there is
no time, and I'm exposing myself to the relentless hail of questions.
(Actually, they amount to just one question: where are the effing
scripts? They will put that on my gravestone.) Big Gordon Kennedy, who
plays Little John, scowls at me. Where's my weapon? he asks. Everyone
else has a sword or a dagger or a bow or a mace. He shakes Little
John's staff at me in disgust. And what have I got? A f---ing stick! I
think he is joking.
March 24
It seems I am married to a man. That man is the gifted Foz Allan. We
are creating and executive-producing Robin Hood together. It is an
all-consuming business, not least because we are starting with 13
episodes. That is a big deal for a first series. Traditionally, in
British television, we do a six-parter and then graduate to eight
episodes for Series Two, when everybody knows the tone, the milieu, the
world in which they are operating. This time, we are starting with one
script and a vision in our heads. It is terrifying. I have decided to
stick to Foz like glue, so that the myriad decisions made expressly or
by default through the day are ones we both know about and share. I
realise that for several weeks now we have even begun to go to the loo
at the same time. It means we do not have to explain to each other what
was agreed while one of us was out of the room. It is absurd.
No surprises
then when Rita, our production secretary, calls me Foz. I do not bother
to correct her. The truth is that my Robin Hood 'husband' (or is that
'wife'?) could not be more different from me. He is alpha-male. I am, I
guess, beta-male. Maybe gamma-male. He is, in his bones, a 'series
telly' man, brought up on The A Team and The Six Million Dollar Man. In
my bones, I am a Play for Today boy. I do understand that telly is
about big audiences … but in my youth I loved the single
plays, knew they were special, loved that sense that the author was
'speaking' directly to me. Perhaps these DNA differences between us
make for a good fusion, a good marriage. There is common ground, of
course – because 'authored' series television is entirely
possible. We both love The Sopranos. If we were courting, we would rest
a TV dinner on our laps and crack open a DVD box-set of Tony and the
boys. In fact, we have done just that in Foz's apartment. (The Sopranos
bit, not the courting bit.)
March 25
One of our great casting coups is Richard Armitage (who plays Sir Guy
of Gisborne, the Sheriff's right-hand man), a modest man of sharp
intellect and smouldering good looks. He has, shall we say, an
impressive female following. Online discussion groups have been known
to crash under the weight of his virtual fans' effusive admiration.
Today, he knocks
on my door with a pencil and pad. Can he ask me some questions about
his character? I tell him, truthfully, that I can't believe he is here
– an actor of his talent, sitting on my sofa, talking to me
about playing this part. I feel so lucky. Suddenly I stop myself
– do I destroy what little (gamma-male) authority I have by
being so candid? I glance at him. My concerns are unfounded. He is
blushing. A man of his talent. I remind myself that the only folk more
insecure than writers are actors.
March 27
Remind me, please, why I wanted to produce? Today is our first day of
filming. And we are already out of time and money. The first stunt of
the shoot involves Much, played with verve and vividness by the
fabulous Sam Troughton. In the scene, Much is single-handedly and
uselessly trying to get into the castle to rescue Robin. He tries a
ladder. It is too short. But he cannot climb down because a guard dog
snaps at his heels. He is trapped until dawn, when the rest of the
gang, led by Little John, has decided to support Robin and comes to his
rescue. It is a pivotal moment. It is the moment when Robin acquires
his gang.
Little John
lifts the ladder onto his shoulders and, with his height, they can now
climb over the wall. But we cannot afford either the time to shoot or
the safety rigs required to make it insurance-compliant. I am
depressed, and settle for a compromise in which we give the audience
the suggestion that they will climb over the wall – without
actually seeing it.
March 29
Keith Allen's
first day on set. Keith, who plays the Sheriff of Nottingham with
delicious, amoral aplomb, is a Big Personality. I am anxious that he
might throw his weight around. I resolve to be tough with him and
anyone else who tries to tell us how the show should be run. In the car
on the way to the studios, I share that decision with Foz. If I am
asked for script changes by the cast, I am going to say No, even if I
agree with the reason for the request.
Immediately - of
course - my phone rings. Holly, our assistant director, warns me that
Keith would like to discuss something textual.
On arrival at
the studios, I steel myself, practise my firm 'No', and head for
make-up. Keith explains his reservation about the scene in Episode Two
in which the Sheriff mocks Robin's unwillingness to kill. Keith thinks
a line of dialogue is misleading. He is completely right, but that is
beside the point. I open my mouth … and find myself saying,
Give me five minutes – I'll fix it.
When I return
with the revised page, Keith is in his trailer. I knock.
'Who is it?' a
voice barks. 'It's me,' I mumble. The door is unlocked and opens by
exactly one inch. I am supposed to feed the page through the crack. No
way. Keith, I say, I cannot feed script pages through the door to you
like this. No reply. The gamma-male in me wins out, and I feed the page
through the crack, and beat my hasty, shameful retreat.
March
30
Suffer the
little birds. Today Keith shoots the scene in Episode One in which the
Sheriff storms back to his bedchamber, takes out one of his pet birds
– something alive that loves him – and cups it in
his hands.
He remembers
Robin's outspokenness moments before in the Council of Nobles Meeting
– and inwardly curses him. As he does so, he inadvertently
crushes the bird in his hands.
And director
John McKay has shot it. This is why I am showrunning Robin Hood and not
just writing. Because if I had written that for somebody else to make,
they would have lost their nerve and cut it before it ever made the
schedule. It is true we have to get it into our first episode's cut,
and, in turn, get that past the BBC's John Yorke [Controller of
Continuing Drama Series], and doubtless past Jane Tranter [Controller
of Drama Commissioning] and Peter Fincham [Controller of BBC1], too.
You can hang boys, as we do later in the episode, but cruelty to
animals, on British television, is another matter altogether.
Nevertheless, we have at least shot it, which for me is career
progress. That little bird died a noble death. That little bird is why
I am here.